'Probably Full Of Shit' - Black Cotton Tote

Let's be honest — you're carrying too much. Snacks, a book you haven't started, three chargers, and whatever that thing is at the bottom. This tote gets it. No judgment, just space.

Made from medium-heavy 320 g/m² cotton canvas that's structured enough to hold its shape but softens up the more you use it. Wide, reinforced shoulder straps won't dig in. Double-stitched seams won't bail on you. The roomy single compartment fits groceries, a laptop, a weekend's worth of chaos — whatever you're hauling today.

Minimalist black. Blunt message. Built to last.

Product features

- 100% medium-heavy cotton canvas (320 g/m²)

- Reinforced shoulder straps with double-stitched seams

- Spacious single compartment — books, groceries, a laptop, no problem

- Fabric softens with use, keeps its shape regardless

- One size, solid black, zero fuss

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

- No bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron / steam: low heat

- No dry cleaning