'I Dont Know What's In Here Either' - Black Cotton Tote

You don't know. They don't know. Nobody knows. And honestly? That's fine.

The 'I Don't Know What's In Here Either' tote is a solidarity statement for everyone who's been handed a bag and asked what's inside it. Spacious, sturdy, and completely non-committal about its contents.

• 100% cotton — durable, washable, zero explanations required
• One size fits everything you've forgotten about since last Tuesday
• Classic black — the colour of mystery and clean laundry
• Lightweight at just 100g, for carrying unknowns with ease
• 42cm wide × 42cm long — more than enough room for stuff you can't account for

Great gift. Greater excuse. Zero inventory of what's inside.