In One Ear Bundle

You said it. They heard it. They did absolutely nothing about it.

This matching tee set pairs the kids' 'Not Listening' tee with the adult 'Noted. Ignored.' minimalist faded tee — the heavyweight, boxy style with that perfectly lived-in finish. Two shirts. One very accurate dynamic.

Wear it to the park. Wear it to the shops. Wear it while repeating yourself for the fourth time today.

Why it works

• Heavyweight 100% carded cotton — substantial, sturdy, actually feels like quality
• Boxy oversized fit with dropped shoulders — relaxed without looking like you've completely given up
• Garment-dyed faded finish — already looks like an old favourite, minus the questionable history
• Double-needle stitching — built to survive repeated wear, washing and poor decisions
• Tear-away label — because unnecessary irritation has no place here
• Kids tee: XS–XL | Adult tee: S–3XL
• Available in Faded Black, Faded Bone, Faded Brown, and Faded Eucalyptus

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C)
• Tumble dry low
• Do not dry clean. It's a tee. Relax.