' Social Battery 0% ' - Embroidered Cap

Please do not approach. Currently recharging.

The 'Social Battery 0%' embroidered cap is a polite heads-up and a firm boundary in one. Structured, clean, and completely drained — it lets people know exactly where you're at without requiring you to explain it, which would cost energy you don't have.

Available in Black, Cypress, and Walnut.

• 100% mid-weight cotton — smooth, durable, built for days when you've had enough
• Structured six-panel, mid-profile with contoured crown — pulled-together look, zero social effort
• Small embroidered 'Social Battery 0%' on the front — accurate, relatable, non-negotiable
• Curved peak with tonal under-peak lining — finished on the outside, depleted within
• Plastic snapback closure — one size fits most adults

Care: Spot clean with warm water and dish soap. Soft bristle brush for stubborn spots. Do not bleach. Do not soak.

The perfect gift for the introvert, the overstimulated, and anyone who's been to one too many events this month.