{"product_id":"minimalist-absolutely-not-faded-tee","title":"'Absolutely Fucking Not' - Minimalist Faded Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis heavyweight, boxy tee has the kind of quiet confidence that doesn’t need attention — but gets it anyway. The oversized fit, dropped shoulders and faded garment-dyed finish give it that perfectly lived-in look without requiring years of emotional damage. Finished with a small, centred chest design. Understated. Intentional. Unbothered.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to brunch. Wear it to cancel plans. Wear it while pretending you didn’t see that text.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhy it’s better than your ex’s hoodie\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 100% carded cotton — substantial, sturdy and actually feels like quality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBoxy oversized fit with dropped shoulders — relaxed without looking like you’ve completely given up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed finish with subtly faded edges — already looks like an old favourite, minus the questionable history\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder twill tape — added structure where it matters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching — built to survive repeated wear, washing and poor decisions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed collar — holds its shape better than most people hold their promises\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label — because unnecessary irritation has no place here\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidery decoration available — for a clean, elevated finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-chlorine bleach as needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIron or steam on low heat — do not iron directly over the design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean. 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